Pappu Ki Roti Par Se Chuha Gujar Gaya! Pappu: Ab Main Yah Roti Nahin Khaaunga! Santa: Kha Le Beta Chuhe Ne Kaun Si Chappale Pahni Hui Thi!
Santa: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Bhaiya Se 20 Nambar Kam! Santa: Bhaiya Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Ji 20!
Pappu: Hamare Taumi Ne Meri Sari Kitab Kha Li! Santa: Usko Mere Paas Leker Aao Main Use Saja Dunga! Pappu: Saja To Maine Usko De Di Uski Katori Wala Dudh Main Pi Gaya!
Techer: Tum Kis Liye College Aate Ho? Pappu: Vidya Ki Khatir! Techer: To Ab Son Kyon Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aaj Vidya Nahin I Sar!
Pappu Ne Pariksha Hol Men Susu Kar Diya! Techer: Ye Kya Kiya? Pappu: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Idhar Udhar N Dekho Jo A Raha Hai Kar Do!
Adhyapak Chhatra Se: Jo Dusre Ko Apni Baat N Samjha Sake Vo Ek Nambar Ka Gadha Hota Hai! . .. ... Pappu: Sar Kya Matlab! Main Samjha Nahi Aap Kya Kah Rahe Hain?